Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
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He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Because he was black.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
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They always get called for roughing.
A: She fell out of the tree.
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
They play music, not hockey.
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Rink injustice!
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
Broadview*
They have no home to run to
They've never known what home is.
A bear faced lyre !
Hit it in the face with an axe.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
The games take 3 months to play!
It is a no spin zone
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She wanted to be the center of attention.
You switch sides at half time.