Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
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He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Because he was black.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
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They always get called for roughing.
A: She fell out of the tree.
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
They play music, not hockey.
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Rink injustice!
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Watch the second half.
He has so many Bishops!
So they could win one.
Make him wear shoes.
There was a full stop
Because they keep stealing all the green cards.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
to get is quarterback.
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
With his Shtick.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.