How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste