How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Pilatte

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No ms te!

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Namaste