What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.