What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.