Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.