Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What's for dinner Dad?

What's for dinner Dad? Is it any good?

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)