Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.