Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

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Cliffs Notes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !