Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !