Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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A: That hit the spot.

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.