What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.