Sweet Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

What do you call a really nice retard?

A sweet potato

What do you call a friendly retard?

A sweet potato

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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A sweet potato.

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !