What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.