What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.