What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.