What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.