Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!