Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !