Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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