What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !