What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!