What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50