What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.