me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
Your mom can't take a joke.
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
Because they like to pump kin.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Because, 7 8 9...
