What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.