What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)