What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..