What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.