Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Where's Spiderman's home page?

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!