Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.