Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh"

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!