Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman?

Peter parkour.

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!