Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...