Because we turn them on. / /
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
This clique bait will shock you!
Chickpeas
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Their ankles!
She's only attracted to colored guys.
Because opposites attract.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
The NSFW tag, you freak
Because opposite poles attract
Because they were Ionic.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
A. Opposites attract.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
The Son is attracted to black
They were impressive!
Dalek themselves clean
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Fawaffle!
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
Look at her beaver.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
A Curtis-y flush
Go for the juggler
A: Her ankles.
Her ankles.
Shock-top
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
A wind tunnel.
It didn't register.
Because he was checking her out.
