Attract Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

This joke may have profanity.

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

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Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Hot Wheel Jokes More Hot Wheel Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.