Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !