Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you