Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you