Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.