What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.