What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

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What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?