What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.