What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!