Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.