What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!