What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.