What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.