What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog