What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Previous Random Joke Next

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest