Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.