Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"