Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.