What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----