What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop