What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.