What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.