Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home