Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.