Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).