Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.