Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Connection Jokes More Connection Jokes

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy