Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...