Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!