Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Phone Number Jokes More Phone Number Jokes

What is the loneliest number?

My phone number, call me please!

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs