Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

What country is next to USA?

USB.