Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

What is reddit?

A-social media

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.