How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.