How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried