How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.