How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried