3, and the rest are true stories.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
I don't know.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
One... The rest are true stories.
