3, and the rest are true stories.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
One for each of his hoes.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
One... The rest are true stories.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)