How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.