3, and the rest are true stories.
One for each of his hoes.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
One... The rest are true stories.