When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!