When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

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What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

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What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.