When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!