What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Discount Jokes More Discount Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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