What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.