Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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None. They glow in the dark.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.