Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.