Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Crimea a river

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Chernobyl fall out..

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Chernobyl fallout

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.