What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal