What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.