What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.