What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.