What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What about you?

me: define "child"

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.