What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)