What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...