What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.