What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.