Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.