Because there is no water in Africa.
They all look the same.
Both get thrown out when they have no use
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Dam it.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
Because of dat Djibouti.
Because there are too many cheetahs.