Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys