Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!