What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer