What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.