What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.