What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.