What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.