How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.