Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Bill Murray.

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6

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His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.