Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you call a hot high school math teacher?

Expansion of minors

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium