Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

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What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium