Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Surprise subtext.

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For resisting a rest.

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AA, Eh

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Because you can put it in someones drink

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His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.