Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.