Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.