Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.