Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren