Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.