Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren