Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off