Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.