Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.