It didn't hit the car's windshield.
Because he re-tarred it.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
To get to 10.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Baby on board.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Hit.
Because violins is not the answer...
Stick a car windshield in front of her face.
Its arse.