Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!