Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!