Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.