What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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They stay with 3 ho's

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When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What everything looks like.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog