What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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150 ways to wok your dog

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.