What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.