A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because it hurts and they deserve it
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
ANSWER: Straw.
A: Practice.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
