A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
If its black it aint good
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
A. They were really put out.
A: Practice.
ANSWER: Straw.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
