How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Shoebox Jokes More Shoebox Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!