Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Reproduce Jokes More Reproduce Jokes

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.