while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
You have to love easter, baby." (OC)
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because they won't believe it.
Cancer reproduces itself.
They shuck each other.
