Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Reproduce Jokes More Reproduce Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.