while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
She didn't believe in prophets.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They have sects.
