Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.