while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
It was having a mid-life crisis.
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
a fungimentalist
They shuck each other.
They don't.
