Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.