What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !