What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!