What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.