What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.