What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.