What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook