What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.