What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline