What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'