What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...