What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays